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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Monday, May 25, 2020
Sunday, December 28, 2008
A man who barely made it through a particularly brutal day in the market called his financial advisor the next day and asked: "May I please speak to Artie, my advisor?" The operator replied: "I'm sorry. Artie is deceased. Can anyone else help you?" The man said no and hung up.
Ten minutes later he called again and asked for Artie, his advisor. The operator said: "You just called a few minutes ago, didn't you? Artie died. I'm not making this up." The man hung up again.
Fifteen minutes later he called a third time and asked for Artie. By this time, the operator was fuming. "I've told you twice already. Artie is dead. He's not here! Why do you keep asking for him when I say he's dead?"
The man replied: "I just like hearing it."
Ten minutes later he called again and asked for Artie, his advisor. The operator said: "You just called a few minutes ago, didn't you? Artie died. I'm not making this up." The man hung up again.
Fifteen minutes later he called a third time and asked for Artie. By this time, the operator was fuming. "I've told you twice already. Artie is dead. He's not here! Why do you keep asking for him when I say he's dead?"
The man replied: "I just like hearing it."
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