Two captions. issue #5

There are two options for captions of  the picture: the original and mine. Guess which is the former.
1. '"Quarantine means 40 days, not 90, go to work."
2. “You’re right. It is easier with the ball.”

Two captions. issue #4

There are two options for captions of  the picture: the original and mine.
1. “Who’s the clown in the suit?”
2. "Sir, are authorized to work under influence?"

Two captions. issue #3

There are two options for captions of  the picture: the original and mine.

1. "One last thing ..."

2. "Finally, we have reached consensus that the main danger is global warming."

Two captions issue #2

There are two options for captions of  the picture: the original and mine.

1.  "Seriously, you wouldn’t believe my seats.”

2. "This 4D TV is incomparable, just only reduce the smell."

"They can't without people, -

front sight is disturbing..."

Owning a Canadian

On her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox
Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22,
and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.
The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a U.S.
man, and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

She doesn't dance!